nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via breathe-me-into-tomorrow)


thehpalliance:

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

Books Turn Muggles Into Blizzards?

thehpalliance:

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

Books Turn Muggles Into Blizzards?

(via indelibl-y)


forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

(via oshawott)



arachnids8rip:

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

and the award for unexpected turns goes to

(via kiss-my-monsters-goodnight)


hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

(via the-pietriarchy)


Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.

Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)

always reblog

(via dirtyberd)

HOLLA

(via motherwanderlust)

(via emilimi)


su-ic-id-al:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

doing this right fucking now

su-ic-id-al:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

doing this right fucking now

(via warmskin)


s1uts:

TOOOO REAL

s1uts:

TOOOO REAL

(via warmskin)



proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via violentlysleepy)